Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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