I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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