we have officially lost it.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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