Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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