i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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