I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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