it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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