Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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