it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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