Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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