Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
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I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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