So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
My ATM looks so different sober.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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