The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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