I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
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Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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