They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
it's great music for shaving your balls
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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