If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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