If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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