...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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