his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
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"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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