thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
high people should be assigned attendants
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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