i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
