At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
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He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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