So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
