I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Green mimosas i think yes
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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