I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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