absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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