"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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