where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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