Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn