Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(206): View more from Washington

Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.

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(850): View more from Florida

tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.

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(207): View more from Maine

Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.

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(607): View more from New York

U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl

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(716): View more from New York

All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.

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