i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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