You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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