is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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