I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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