i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'm really busy with my period
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