Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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