is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
