He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
im six kinds of drunk right now
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
