So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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