We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
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So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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