i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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