Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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