Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
This baby is an asshole
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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