im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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