Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
