You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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