so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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