Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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