That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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