do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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