ugly people sure do ruin things
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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