I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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