college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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