sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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