what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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