Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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