no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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