so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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