i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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