I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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