it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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